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PostSubject: funny stories   Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:13 pm

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES NAVY'S ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

where i got this story
http://www.mustsharejokes.com/page/Funny+True+Stories?t=anon

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PostSubject: Re: funny stories   Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:37 pm

lol.. I just read this on the other forum.

Hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: funny stories   Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:22 am

haha americans...
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PostSubject: Re: funny stories   Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:23 am

Haha, nice. 8D

Call me a dork, but I find the 4th Crusade funny... It was similar to the peoples' crusade, except they couldn't get to the Holy Lands to take them back, so they raided Constantinople instead. o_o
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